Key events
I could have sworn Micah Richards just called fellow expert Daniel Sturridge “Dave.” Things were getting a little heated in the studio for a second.
Tottenham Hotspur: Forster, Porro, Dragusin, Davies, Udogie, Sarr, Bissouma, Maddison, Johnson, Son, Werner. Substitutes: Austin, Reguilon, Gray, Bergvall, Kulusevski, Spence, Lankshear, Olusesi, Williams-Barnet.
Fulham: Leno, Tete, Diop, Bassey, Robinson, Berge, Lukic, Iwobi, Smith Rowe, Nelson, Jiménez. Substitutes: Benda, Wilson, Rodrigo Muniz, Cairney, Traore, Castagne, King, Sessegnon, Amissah.
Referee: Darren Bond
Manchester United: Onana, Mazraoui, de Ligt, Martínez, Diallo, Casemiro, Mainoo, Dalot, Fernandes, Rashford, Zirkzee. Substitutes: Bayindir, Maguire, Mount, Hojlund, Malacia, Garnacho, Antony, Shaw, Ugarte.
Everton: Pickford, Young, Tarkowski, Branthwaite, Mykolenko, Doucoure, Gueye, Lindstrom, McNeil, Ndiaye, Beto. Substitutes: Virginia, Begovic, Patterson, Mangala, Calvert-Lewin, Harrison, O'Brien, Coleman, Armstrong.
Referee: John Brooks
Chelsea-Aston Villa teams
Chelsea: Sánchez, Caicedo, Fofana, Colwill, Cucurella, Lavia, Fernández, Sancho, Palmer, Pedro Neto, Jackson. Substitutes: Jorgensen, Adarabioyo, Badiashile, Mudryk, Madueke, Joao Felix, Nkunku, Gusto, Veiga.
Aston Villa: Martínez, Cash, Konsa, Torres, Digne, Kamara, Tielemans, McGinn, Rogers, Philogene-Bidace, Watkins. Substitutes: Olsen, Diego Carlos, Mings, Barkley, Durán, Buendía, Maatsen, Bogarde, Bailey.
Referee: Stuart Atwell
Preamble
Lucky, lucky. Today there is still more football, and a lot of it. As for Her Majesty's Premier League, at 1:30 p.m. we will have Chelsea-Aston Villa, Tottenham-Fulham and manchester united against Everton.
And it's all LIVE right here, via frantically typed and sarcastic text updates about the goals as they come in. Or when they don't arrive, as the case may be.
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